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CEO of J.P Morgan's Fantastic
reply to a Pretty
Girl
A young and pretty lady posted
this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to
marry a rich guy?
I'm going to be honest of
what I'm going to say here:
I'm 25 this
year.
I'm very pretty, have
style and good taste.
I wish to marry a guy with
$500k annual salary or above.
You might say that I'm
greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is
considered
only as middle class in New
York .
My requirement is not
high:
Is there anyone in this forum
who has an income of $500k annual salary?
Are you all
married?
I wanted to ask: what should I
do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those I've dated,
the richest is $250k annual income, and it
seems
that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost
residential area on the west
of New York City Garden , $250k annual income
is not enough.
I'm here humbly to ask a
few questions:
1) Where do most rich
bachelors hang out?
(Please list down the names
and addresses
of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I
target?
3) Why most wives of the
riches is only average-looking?
I've met a few girls who
doesn't have looks and are not interesting,
but
they are able to marry rich
guys.
4) How do you decide who can
be your wife, and who can only be your
girlfriend? (my target now is
to get married)
Ms. Pretty
Awesome reply:
;-)
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with
great interest.
Guess there are lots of girls
out there who have similar questions like
yours.
Please allow me to analyse
your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than
$500k, which meets your requirement, so I
hope everyone believes that
I'm not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a
business person, it is a bad decision to marry
you.
The answer is very simple, so
let me explain.
Put the details aside, what
you're trying to do is an exchange of
"beauty"
and
"money":
Person A provides beauty, and
Person B pays for it, fair and
square.
However, there's a deadly
problem here, your beauty will fade, but my
money
will not be gone without any
good reason.
The fact is, my income might
increase from year to year, but you can't
be
prettier year after
year.
Hence from the viewpoint of
economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you
are a depreciation
asset.
It's not just normal
depreciation, but exponential depreciation.
If that is your only asset,
your value will be much worried 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall
Street, every trading has a position,
dating
with you is also a
"trading position".
If the trade value dropped we
will sell it and it is not a good idea to
keep it for long term - same
goes with the marriage that you wanted.
It might be cruel to say this,
but in order to make a wiser decision any
assets with great depreciation
value will be sold or "leased".
Anyone with over $500k annual
income is not a fool; we would only date you,
but will not marry
you.
I would advice that you forget
looking for any clues to marry a rich guy.
And by the way, you could make
yourself to become a rich person with
$500k
annual income. This has better
chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps. If you
are interested in "leasing" services,
do
contact me... :-)
:-D
J.P. Morgan CEO
.
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